spoonicide

the process of stabbing ones self with a spoon

Jenfa committed spoonicide to prevent Jimmy from stabbing her with a blunt spoon.

by Almighty Chris June 27, 2006

Spoonicide

When a spoon by the magic of gravity dunks itself into your bowl of cereal or soup. Then, you must use either your hand, or another spoon to fish it out.

SHIT! My spoon just committed spoonicide!

by BillyBorgs September 30, 2010

Spoonicide

Committing suicide whilst spooning your lover.

"Did you hear about John? He committed spoonicide last week"

by Yeet Master Supreme November 23, 2019