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Snoricide 

The act of killing an extremely loud snoring person. This is usually done by nudging, pushing, kicking and loudly sighing the person to death.
"This is clearly a case of snoricide. He died as a result of futile efforts to get him to wake up and stop snoring. At times attempts to get him to wake up included kicking, poking, jumping on the bed and loudly sighing 'wake-up and stop snoring dammit!' to no avail. The outcome was inevitable."
Snoricide by Insomniagirl February 22, 2013

snoopicide 

To embarrass yourself so bad that you want to go on a mysterious halucogenic journey like Snoop Dogg (or Lion)
"I am going to commit snoopicide after that mess I pulled right in front of my crush."
"Don't do that, snoopicide is never the answer."
snoopicide by snoopicide 101 August 10, 2016

snooicide 

Posting something really risky on Reddit that you really want to post but that you know you'll get downvoted a lot or even banned for.
My friend committed snooicide about Minecraft: Caves & Cliffs last night.
snooicide by Mr. Twinkieface October 9, 2020

Spoonicide 

When a spoon by the magic of gravity dunks itself into your bowl of cereal or soup. Then, you must use either your hand, or another spoon to fish it out.
SHIT! My spoon just committed spoonicide!
Spoonicide by BillyBorgs September 30, 2010

spoonicide 

the process of stabbing ones self with a spoon
Jenfa committed spoonicide to prevent Jimmy from stabbing her with a blunt spoon.
spoonicide by Almighty Chris June 27, 2006

stoogicide 

To commit suicide but in a fashion that stooges do.

I.e. To jump from a really high rock platform into water and die (even when the water is deep and there are no protruding rocks)
And the village idiot, mate, after having the dreams,bro, he commited stoogicide - "Fat Pizza: The Da Vinci Cup - Episode #1"
stoogicide by Urban Gangster May 27, 2006