sploogicide

noun: any chemical compound that kills sperm (also known as splooge)

most male contraceptives come with plenty of sploogicide

by the storm drains September 7, 2009

Spoonicide

When a spoon by the magic of gravity dunks itself into your bowl of cereal or soup. Then, you must use either your hand, or another spoon to fish it out.

SHIT! My spoon just committed spoonicide!

by BillyBorgs September 30, 2010

spoonicide

the process of stabbing ones self with a spoon

Jenfa committed spoonicide to prevent Jimmy from stabbing her with a blunt spoon.

by Almighty Chris June 27, 2006

stoogicide

To commit suicide but in a fashion that stooges do.

I.e. To jump from a really high rock platform into water and die (even when the water is deep and there are no protruding rocks)

And the village idiot, mate, after having the dreams,bro, he commited stoogicide - "Fat Pizza: The Da Vinci Cup - Episode #1"

by Urban Gangster May 27, 2006

Spoonicide

Committing suicide whilst spooning your lover.

"Did you hear about John? He committed spoonicide last week"

by Yeet Master Supreme November 23, 2019