spousicide

Noun. The act of murdering your spouse (either husband or wife).

The husband was convicted of spousicide because there was obvious evidence he stabbed his wife 5 times with a sharp knife.

by buu2 December 12, 2008

spousicide

The act of killing one's spouse.

I nearly committed spousicide this morning when my husband forgot our anniversary - again!

by Melissa_H. May 7, 2008

Spoonicide

When a spoon by the magic of gravity dunks itself into your bowl of cereal or soup. Then, you must use either your hand, or another spoon to fish it out.

SHIT! My spoon just committed spoonicide!

by BillyBorgs September 30, 2010

susicide

Suicide but it's when sus.

Yo the imposter committed susicide
Wow that's sus.

by coolkitten686 February 8, 2021

Soupicide

A type of suicide in which the individual drowns themself in a bowl of soup.

"Jethro committed soupicide last night. I hope I get his car."

by jethro11112 August 24, 2007

spousesided

To be accosted by the significant other of someone, because you told that someone some information that the spouse finds objectionable.

I told her I couldn't fix her car this weekend, and next thing I know, I get spousesided by her boyfriend, tellin' me, "Whaddayou mean, you can't fix it? What's wrong with you?"

by Geoff Lilley April 17, 2006

Spousacide

Act of killing one's spouse. (or Ex-spouse)

Tom was arrested for allegedly killing his wife. His trial ended today, he was found not guilty of spousacide.

by fglaude April 9, 2021