Spoonicide 

When a spoon by the magic of gravity dunks itself into your bowl of cereal or soup. Then, you must use either your hand, or another spoon to fish it out.

SHIT! My spoon just committed spoonicide!

Spoonicide by BillyBorgs September 30, 2010

spoonicide 

the process of stabbing ones self with a spoon

Jenfa committed spoonicide to prevent Jimmy from stabbing her with a blunt spoon.

spoonicide by Almighty Chris June 27, 2006

Spoonicide 

Committing suicide whilst spooning your lover.

"Did you hear about John? He committed spoonicide last week"

Spoonicide by Yeet Master Supreme November 23, 2019

snoopicide 

To embarrass yourself so bad that you want to go on a mysterious halucogenic journey like Snoop Dogg (or Lion)

"I am going to commit snoopicide after that mess I pulled right in front of my crush."
"Don't do that, snoopicide is never the answer."

snoopicide by snoopicide 101 August 10, 2016

snooicide 

Posting something really risky on Reddit that you really want to post but that you know you'll get downvoted a lot or even banned for.

My friend committed snooicide about Minecraft: Caves & Cliffs last night.

snooicide by Mr. Twinkieface October 9, 2020

sploogicide 

noun: any chemical compound that kills sperm (also known as splooge)

most male contraceptives come with plenty of sploogicide

sploogicide by the storm drains September 7, 2009

snoodicide 

When you've been playing the game Snood for hours and you just want the game to end but you don't want to lose your score. Instead of clicking out of the game you lose on purpose, thus committing snoodicide.

"oh man, i've been playing Snood for 6 hours straight now. I've doubled my high school. Screw this, im committing snoodicide"

snoodicide by heartx3jess April 4, 2009