spoone 

A derogatory term for an african american, taken from the character "detective Spooner" from "I Robot" for his utter stupidity. Mostly used in reference to Will Smith.

Judas: Did you see "I am Legend"?

Beerguy: No, that spoone will do anything for money.

spoone by brother darkne$$ June 23, 2009

spoogebag 

A female, girlfriend, or anybody who takes semen squirted into their body

That's my new spoogebag over there

spoogebag by Dr spooge May 30, 2018

Spoogemeister

A tall, charming, handsome man with an enormous penis and sex drive. No woman (or gay man) can resist his advances or refuse to take/eat his spooge.

Andrew is a total spoogemeister- he is nailing three girls at work (and none of them know about the others). I bet they are all full of his sticky cum, working together, and haven't a clue.

Spoogemeister by Doctor SpoogeDtor Spooge August 20, 2019

peanut butter spoon 

when there's a competition amongst donut operator followers and you win second place to loser on a cruiser.

Donut: you ever looked up peanut butter spoon on Urban dictionary?
everyone rn: no but im gonna do that
donut: i dont know if its a thing but it is now

peanut butter spoon by Jimbean69 September 19, 2020

Spoon fed hoe

A spoon fed hoe is a grown ass immature female that was born into the hoe life, often named Edina .

Raised without morals & respect, the spoon fed hoe has no problem cheating on her boyfriend with his friends or trying to steal another girls boyfriend.

The spoon fed hoe has never had to work for anything or take accountability for their actions coz mummy always picks up the pieces & defends her slut antics.

If you didn't raise your daughter to be a spoon fed hoe she may have some respect for herself, her vagina & other people's relationships & you wouldn't have to make yourself look stupid for defending her skank ass.
Who knows, she might even grow up & get a job instead of chasing pipe dreams.

Spoon fed hoe by M I S S R E V E N G E ! August 12, 2018

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. 

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.

1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”

See Mad Men series Finale.

And shudder.

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 15, 2023

peanut butter spoon 

People that try to fight cop cars

"that wanka is a real peanut butter spoon" - Someone

peanut butter spoon by CreepyUncleJim May 13, 2021