Jimbean69's definitions

Gamma male

A gamma Male is the type of person to appologise for some shit they should not appologise for, they are a full man-bitch. Lower than beta male.

Alpha: bro I totally just shit in your backpack

Gamma: o sorry, I'll get that out of your way
Alpha: bro what
Gamma: sorry (laughs in that weird ass noise, like a fucked up mouse)
Alpha: our next generation is fucked if there's any more gamma males

by Jimbean69 June 6, 2019

peanut butter spoon

when there's a competition amongst donut operator followers and you win second place to loser on a cruiser.

Donut: you ever looked up peanut butter spoon on Urban dictionary?
everyone rn: no but im gonna do that
donut: i dont know if its a thing but it is now

by Jimbean69 September 19, 2020

Boot slut

There's a few ways to put this and it varies pretty notably by region for slutty dressing, but a boot slut in the SEC is a sorority girl that wears any sort of flowers dress with them white boots. Bodies on bodies on bodies every week. Absalute fatherless activities on display. This outfit is most commonly used as an advertisement to bang at will.

Chad: holy shit man I banged kenzie last night it was great...kinda rancid tho
Thad: no way man tri delt kenzie?
Chad: ya man why?
Thad: dude she's a boot slut why do you think she's been king frat rat for 3 weeks in a row?
Chad: oh fuck THATS why it hurts to pee

by Jimbean69 March 6, 2024

Pencil Pusher

There are generalized definitions of a pencil pusher being someone with a meaningless job, specific to military service however, a Pencil Pusher is most often times someone who fucked up in such a way they can no longer be trusted to do anything of value. These people usually have some sort of assault charge pending and are holding over for paperwork so they are given some moronic tasking to fill their time and keep up appearances. They are also more comment then not, officers, as the enlisted component would like face chapter up front. These individuals are commonly hated for an array of reasons but usually revolve around the actions that got them there.

specialist: what's LT smith doing in the yard?
corporal: man he finally got caught
specialist: no way I thought it was just a rumor

corporal: might have started there but DNA dont lie

specialist: so he really did it?
corporal: ya he raped that girl in TRADOC

specialist: he's a total pencil pusher

corporal: 100%

by Jimbean69 May 8, 2024

White docks

White dock Martins, not to be confused with regular black dock martins that are worn as a fashion statement. To earn a pair of white dock Martins you have a train ran on you by the majority of a sports team whether that be high school level or professional level. And kind of sport will do as well. If you get a train ran on you then as the sporting geature goes, the team pitches in and buys you a pair of white dock martins, some wear white docks because they want to but most wear them as a symbol of their hoe ass ways.

Literally anyone: yo man when did cindy get white docks?
Varsity football linemen: o ya bro me and the other noskillmen ran train about 15 cars long (15 cars=15 cocks)

The person asking: gees man I hope shes ok.
Football dude: probably not, most of us busted in her

by Jimbean69 November 22, 2020

Sagging

When you wear your pants with a belt and them shits still drop below you ass cheeks and expose your undies. So far the only reported way of prison inmates advertising themselves for sex and extremely common among homosexuals outside of the prison system.

Person 1: why do people wear belts but go on sagging their pants?
Person 2: same reason women bring a purse on a date and dont pay
Person1: I'm lost
Person 2: they're getting fucked later

by Jimbean69 August 27, 2020

Chud

All the shitty bait in a holding tank combined

Fisher 1: dude what the fuck is that in the holding tank
Fisher 2: bro I dont even know it's like 5 different types of bait
Fisher 1: o you mean chud?
Fisher 2: ya dude, why is there a buttplug in there?

by Jimbean69 June 6, 2019