The act of ejaculating into an everyday washing up
sponge, place aside and wait for the acquired
time to harden. The
female then strips the male of their lower attire and proceeds to spank them with the now hardened mallet.
'Do anything good last night?'
'Met that
bird for a drink...insisted on watching a
bit of Sponge Knob Bare Spanks'
'Ah man, what a
slag!'