spoiders 

Like spiders, except for Blink 182's version. Spoiders "cash" things and then eat their "insoides", as opposed to catching things and eating their insides.

"And as I stare I counted the webs from the spoiders, cashing things and eating their insoides, my indecision to call you, and hear your voice of trees-on"
-Blink 182, "I Miss You"

spoiders by cchriss92 August 9, 2007

spiders georg 

an outlier who should not have been counted.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”

spiders georg by Corchell May 30, 2014

Not here to Fuck Spiders 

Australian slang. The term is derived from and is another way in saying, “not here to fuck around. I am here to get the job done”.” Stop wasting time we have things to do”.

It also can be used as declaration that a person has arrived at place of work or sporting team etc…with set of goals and is determined to meet them.

Can be used as reply to obvious question.

Also can be used around women and children as “not here to fornicate with arachnids’"

1. "Mate look at this"...Barry
" Barry, we are not here to Fuck Spiders, get back to it."...boss

2. "Do you think we can win the championship?"...Player
"Well I am not here to Fuck Spiders"...Coach

3. "Digging a hole mate"
“Well I am not here Fuck Spiders"

Not here to Fuck Spiders by Parker26 August 20, 2010

irondad and spiderson 

The BEST marvel relationship in the world.

"Dude, have you read any fanfictions on irondad and spiderson?!"
"Yeah, they are so adorable."

irondad and spiderson by KAYLINJAMIEALEXISNORA June 20, 2018

cider spiders

the paranoid hallucinations you see when suffering the after effects of a heavy night on drugs and/or drink.

(calling who you were with the night before)

"that was a real heavy session. I have been seeing cider spiders since i woke up"

cider spiders by polecat1982 August 25, 2007

spiders from mars 

The band that Ziggy Stardust plays in from David Bowies song "Ziggy Stardust"

"Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Wierd and Gilly,
The Spiders from Mars.
He played it left hand, but made it too far,
Became the special man, then we were Ziggy's Band."

spiders from mars by RUCAS June 29, 2008

Cider Spiders

The imaginary spiders which are crawling all over you during your hangover which makes you feel anxiety, loss of bodily functions and the all encompassing fear of impending doom.

Cider Spiders can come on during your hangover and symptoms include:

- the feeling of death approaching;
- sweating;
- panic for no reason;
- being able to hear your heart beat above everything else;

- anxiety;
- soft furniture become intolerable;
- clothing becomes restricted and the idea of removing all your clothing and lying on cold floors seems the only real way out.

“Oh my dear god , here comes the Cider Spiders”

Cider Spiders by dixie222 March 2, 2019