spidersex 

The act of sex with a spider. Comes from the word 'spider' and the word 'sex'.

'On the way to the park i stopped to have some spidersex'

spidersex by Sam March 12, 2005

spiders georg 

an outlier who should not have been counted.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”

spiders georg by Corchell May 30, 2014

Liberal Spiderweb Technique 

A technique used by liberals in which, during a debate, the liberal will keep on branching out the debate into more and more irrelevant topics, and when you fail to address a topic, the liberal will call you out on it and believe he/she has won the debate

conservative 1: Man, I had a really big debate with this liberal tool last night
conservative 2: How'd it go??
conservative 1: It was going well, but then she used the liberal spiderweb technique. However i countered by calling her out on it and destroyed her
conservative 2: good job, bro

Liberal Spiderweb Technique by theodore trollsovelt August 28, 2011

Not here to Fuck Spiders 

Australian slang. The term is derived from and is another way in saying, “not here to fuck around. I am here to get the job done”.” Stop wasting time we have things to do”.

It also can be used as declaration that a person has arrived at place of work or sporting team etc…with set of goals and is determined to meet them.

Can be used as reply to obvious question.

Also can be used around women and children as “not here to fornicate with arachnids’"

1. "Mate look at this"...Barry
" Barry, we are not here to Fuck Spiders, get back to it."...boss

2. "Do you think we can win the championship?"...Player
"Well I am not here to Fuck Spiders"...Coach

3. "Digging a hole mate"
“Well I am not here Fuck Spiders"

Not here to Fuck Spiders by Parker26 August 20, 2010

irondad and spiderson 

The BEST marvel relationship in the world.

"Dude, have you read any fanfictions on irondad and spiderson?!"
"Yeah, they are so adorable."

irondad and spiderson by KAYLINJAMIEALEXISNORA June 20, 2018

cider spiders

the paranoid hallucinations you see when suffering the after effects of a heavy night on drugs and/or drink.

(calling who you were with the night before)

"that was a real heavy session. I have been seeing cider spiders since i woke up"

cider spiders by polecat1982 August 25, 2007

spiders from mars 

The band that Ziggy Stardust plays in from David Bowies song "Ziggy Stardust"

"Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Wierd and Gilly,
The Spiders from Mars.
He played it left hand, but made it too far,
Became the special man, then we were Ziggy's Band."

spiders from mars by RUCAS June 29, 2008