by Simp for the Marauders January 08, 2021
A song by System of a Down. It's a song about dreams, and the name comes from the statement that every now and then while we are asleep we unintentionally eat a spider.
by Not Fletcher! September 02, 2004
litte black dots with 8 fucking legs and are fucking scary as hell and they can go rot in the fiery flame of hell for all i fucking care.
Jake:spiders are so cool!
Me;NO TF THERE NOT YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT DO YOU HAVE AN IQ OF FUCKING ZERO YOU DUMBASS BITCH?
Me;NO TF THERE NOT YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT DO YOU HAVE AN IQ OF FUCKING ZERO YOU DUMBASS BITCH?
by CrystalKid July 21, 2021
Person: "ASDFGHJKL I HATE SPIDERS!"
Spider: Chill bruh, I don't harm-
Person: *hits spider repeatedly with a shoe*
Spider: Chill bruh, I don't harm-
Person: *hits spider repeatedly with a shoe*
by hellaturnt March 26, 2014
The vagina of a girl who is too ugly to engage in sexual intercourse with a very drunk man. Refers to the likelihood that her cavernous cooter is inhabited solely by venomous arachnids, and that forces beyond her control will prevent her from ever being penetrated by men and most vibrators.
Guy 1: "I can't believe that ol' Spiders was really into you."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I told her that, even if she weren't uglier than shit on toast, my responsibilities to the Klingon Chess Club would prevent me from ever penetrating her."
Guy1: "Hahaha, pwn'd!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I told her that, even if she weren't uglier than shit on toast, my responsibilities to the Klingon Chess Club would prevent me from ever penetrating her."
Guy1: "Hahaha, pwn'd!"
by nowayhomie March 03, 2006
The fucking creature everyone despises if you like spiders YOU’RE NOT HUMAN SORRY HUNNY. They might hypnotize you with those beady little eyes but listen, THEY BELONG IN HELL.
Spiders are TERRIFYING.
by Kermitz_Waifu October 26, 2019
Eight legged creature of nope nope and nope with large fangs. It's other abilities consist of climbing walls, conjuring organic silk webbing, and inducing paralyzing fear and heart attacks into arachnophobes.
by A Human Male July 31, 2018