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Spidersona 

Spider-Man but a recreation of you if you were Spider-Man
I drew my spidersona and I think it’s a lot like me
Spidersona by BornToWin June 5, 2019

irondad and spiderson 

"Dude, have you read any fanfictions on irondad and spiderson?!"
"Yeah, they are so adorable."

spiderson 

Spiderson is what we all call Peter Parker when he's with Tony Stark.
Tony: Have you seen my Spiderson?
Steve: Uh- you have a son?
Tony: Yeah- *gestures for Peter to come forwards*
Tony: This is my Spiderson.

Steve: Ohhh isn't this the kid with the spider-powers?
Tony: Yes, and that's why I call him my Spiderson.

Spidermonkey

An adjective or verb synonymous with stealthiness, nimbleness, quickness, sneakiness, bendy, and/or talented when it comes to climbing things. A person with a lot of this acts very similar to a spidermonkey, in a good way.

Also can be said as spidermonkied, spidermonkey-like, or spidermonkeying.
As a Verb

"Did you guys see Saw? Yeah, I almost crapped my pants when Jigsaw spidermonkied up on that guy with the camera!"


As an Adjective

Guy #1: Hey man. How did things go with that circus chick you took home last night?

Guy #2: Actually it was pretty awesome. She was so spidermonkey- I almost passed out trying to keep up with her.


In the Workplace

(At McDonald's)
Boss: A kid dropped their shoe behind the Play Place, so I'm gonna need one of you to spidermonkey back there and retrieve it.
Spidermonkey by Tiger02 February 23, 2009

Spiderwomaning 

After a creampie, stomp on her pelvis causing the jizz to explode out of her vagina and stick to the wall
She covered my entire wall after spiderwomaning
Spiderwomaning by garywse December 13, 2014

_spidersinyourwall_

_spidersinyourwall_ is an insanely popular tiktoker who has a huge fucking obsession with the marauders.
Person 1: Hey why is _spidersinyourwall_ crying?
Person 2: Don't worry about her, She just read another fucking marauders fan fiction