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Spidersona 

Spider-Man but a recreation of you if you were Spider-Man
I drew my spidersona and I think it’s a lot like me
Spidersona by BornToWin June 5, 2019

irondad and spiderson 

The BEST marvel relationship in the world.
"Dude, have you read any fanfictions on irondad and spiderson?!"
"Yeah, they are so adorable."

spiderson 

Spiderson is what we all call Peter Parker when he's with Tony Stark.
Tony: Have you seen my Spiderson?
Steve: Uh- you have a son?
Tony: Yeah- *gestures for Peter to come forwards*
Tony: This is my Spiderson.

Steve: Ohhh isn't this the kid with the spider-powers?
Tony: Yes, and that's why I call him my Spiderson.

Spidermonkey

An adjective or verb synonymous with stealthiness, nimbleness, quickness, sneakiness, bendy, and/or talented when it comes to climbing things. A person with a lot of this acts very similar to a spidermonkey, in a good way.

Also can be said as spidermonkied, spidermonkey-like, or spidermonkeying.
As a Verb

"Did you guys see Saw? Yeah, I almost crapped my pants when Jigsaw spidermonkied up on that guy with the camera!"


As an Adjective

Guy #1: Hey man. How did things go with that circus chick you took home last night?

Guy #2: Actually it was pretty awesome. She was so spidermonkey- I almost passed out trying to keep up with her.


In the Workplace

(At McDonald's)
Boss: A kid dropped their shoe behind the Play Place, so I'm gonna need one of you to spidermonkey back there and retrieve it.
Spidermonkey by Tiger02 February 23, 2009

Spiderwomaning 

After a creampie, stomp on her pelvis causing the jizz to explode out of her vagina and stick to the wall
She covered my entire wall after spiderwomaning
Spiderwomaning by garywse December 13, 2014

_spidersinyourwall_

_spidersinyourwall_ is an insanely popular tiktoker who has a huge fucking obsession with the marauders.
Person 1: Hey why is _spidersinyourwall_ crying?
Person 2: Don't worry about her, She just read another fucking marauders fan fiction
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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