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Kalifornistan

Shortened name for the People's Republic of Kalifornistan - a name referring to California; specifically, it's laws regarding gun ownership.

Though rarely, if ever, used in a crime, Kalifornistan has outlawed what they deem to be "evil" rifles - such as the AR-15 (civilian variant of the military M16) and the AK-47 - in any non-California legal variation. Having a number of "evil" features (such as a forward pistol grip, which is no more dangerous than having a tuna fish as a weapon) are limited in the number allowed on a given firearm. Any magazine above 10 rounds is illegal, since only the 11th shot fired from a firearm can kill someone.

The legislation put forth by the People's Republic of Kalifornistan has clearly worked, as Los Angeles still tops the list as one of the most dangerous places in the United States.

If Kalifornistan entirely outlaws firearms, the state will be much safer. Hardened street thugs and criminals never break the law, so there is no need to worry.

by cchriss92 February 25, 2011

Gigafuckton

Currently the largest amount of any given thing. Many times larger than the fuckton, and vastly larger than a shitload or assload.

1 Gigafuckton is equal to...

1x10^3 Megafucktons
1x10^6 Kilofucktons
1x10^9 Fucktons

After not emptying the trash for 3 weeks, I found a gigafuckton of ants living in it.

by cchriss92 September 20, 2009

just let it happen

The end-all to any argument, dispute, declination of sexual proposition, etc. Popular among date rapists, but can be used whenever you have no response to a statement or question.

ex 1
guy: lets go to my room
girl: no, i should be going
guy: just let it happen...

ex 2
guy 1: hey i wrecked your car
guy 2: WHAT?
guy 1: dude just let it happen

by cchriss92 September 14, 2009

frigth

the way to defend yourself if you are babby

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?

by cchriss92 August 15, 2009

pragnent

something that has to happen to form babby

How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?

by cchriss92 August 15, 2009

all that remains

A metal/metalcore band formed in the late 90's in Massachusetts. Once unknown to the mainstream population, the band enjoyed a one-song fanbase of college students and frat kids who otherwise listen to Dave Matthews Band and/or Soulja Boy, via an appearance in the game Guitar Hero II. Per usual Guitar Queero standards, people instantly became "fans" while never listening to more than a single song by the band.

-Hey, what are you listening to?
-All That Remains.
-Oh cool! I like them!
-Really? You think "This Calling" is the best song off their newest album?
-Well I haven't heard it, but I like "Six"!

by cchriss92 February 25, 2008

756

756 is the number of home runs required to break Hank Aaron's career record of 755 home runs. The record was "broken" in 2007 by Barry Bonds and a steroid-filled syringe. For this reason, some proposed than an asterisk be placed beside the number to denote a discrepancy in the "record". As Bonds is now serving hard time (and taking it hard in the ass), Hank Aaron's record still stands.

-Dude how'd you do on that test?
-I totally Barry Bonds'd it.
-No way! You cheated?
-Hell yeah man, maybe the teacher will give me a 756* on it.

by cchriss92 January 23, 2008