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Spokompton 

Spokompton, AKA Spokane is a stagnant rotting settlement in eastern Washington State near the Idaho border not totally but largely populated by losers of various sorts. Any talented local youth wastes no time escaping Spokompton shortly after high school. Spokompton is so far removed from cosmopolitan Seattle that it more appropriately belongs in nearby Idaho.....or maybe West Virginia.

This depressing run-down armpit excuse of a "city" can only be endured in doses of not much more than three consecutive days before one feels compelled to tear his eyes from their sockets and push needles into his ears while chewing aluminum foil. For those not stoners or meth-heads, there is little to do in this ghetto but watch losers pass by on their way to the convenience store for another couple of 40s.

The fairly pleasant summer weather gives way to a dreary fall followed by a dark and nasty winter where cars driving with chains on salted roads create parallel canyons in each lane revealed only by the spring snow melt that leaves behind shoe ruining slop should you have to walk in it.

Spokompton a town that people generally leave - not move to unless coerced by powers beyond their control.
This town is so messed up it reminds me of Spokompton.

There are more losers in this town than Spokompton.
Spokompton by Smack Baby August 21, 2011
Related Words
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A racist term that originated from the newest Nintendo's Wii Sports game, courtesy of Smii7y and Blarg.
"Damn fucking spoccos!" -Blarg
spocco by n3bula June 24, 2022
Refers to a woman or women who are available for having fun and entertainment.
Last night the club was lit, there was stocko all over the place.
Stocko by Mshini October 15, 2020
Man 1: “Shut up you god damn spocco!”
man 1 drives off in his f-150
Man 2: “What the fuck?”
spocco by SamH20s June 24, 2022
A racist term that also happens to be the name of the main area in nintendo switch sports.
Man wearing Oakleys in his F150 Pickup Truck: "Damn Fucking Spoccos."
spocco by Scottreese June 24, 2022

Spock flap 

The Spock flap is the hinged cover that folds over a cellular phone or hand held radio to protect the face from damage and accidental use.
The Spock flap is named after Mr. Spock in the original Star Trek series because of the radios used in that show .
Why don’t buy a crack berry?
I need to have a Spock flap on my cell phone or I will be constantly butt dialing everybody.
Spock flap by Fred 1989 July 6, 2010