by Athene Airheart March 15, 2004
v. 1. To make a joke online that is then taken far too seriously by a reader, who corrects the factual nature of your humor. 2. To see something online that is intended to be humorous, and then proceed to correct its factual shortcomings. n. A person who repeatedly misses online jokes and proceeds to correct their factual shortcomings.
Usage:
1. "megatroll kept spocking me, so I unfriended him and banned him from my journal."
3. "Yeah, he's a great guy most of the time, but he can turn into a real spock."
1. "megatroll kept spocking me, so I unfriended him and banned him from my journal."
3. "Yeah, he's a great guy most of the time, but he can turn into a real spock."
by atilla April 15, 2005
To Spock: The act of freezing up and showing no emotion when interacting with a responsive member of the opposite sex. To fail during an attempted seduction though lack of confidence.
Also Spock Box: a container of collected but uncalled phone numbers digits from members of the opposite sex.
From the urban white Seattle (grunge)lexicon of the mid to late 1980's
Also Spock Box: a container of collected but uncalled phone numbers digits from members of the opposite sex.
From the urban white Seattle (grunge)lexicon of the mid to late 1980's
by Donbowsky April 14, 2006
An emote on some LPMuds indicating raising one eyebrow ala Spock. Vaguely has the meaning "Is that so?" Used in online chat context to indicate disbelief or surprise.
Doug: beat your kill streak record in COD4 the other day
Trent: *spock*
Doug: no really, it was like 7 right?
Trent: try 17
Doug: ...well, I got close... heh
Trent: *spock*
Doug: no really, it was like 7 right?
Trent: try 17
Doug: ...well, I got close... heh
by TsuQ May 05, 2008
Similar to the shocker and the Mork, the Spock should be performed while quoting some of the character's most memorable lines (ie. "Live long and prosper," "Most illogical," etc.)
"If I 'Spock' you tonight will you toss my salad tomorrow?"
n. - Spocker, Spockee
vt. - Spocks, Spocking, Spocked
n. - Spocker, Spockee
vt. - Spocks, Spocking, Spocked
by Tentius August 22, 2003
A technique during sexual activity with a woman that involves sticking the index and middle finger into the vagina while simultaneously sticking the ring and pinky fingers into the rectum. Originates from an alien hand gesture portrayed in the Star Trek franchise.
girlfriend: ...HOLY SHIT! Did you just stick your fingers into my ASS?!
boyfriend: ...uh, yeah. It's called the spock...
girlfriend: ...will this make God cry?
boyfriend: ...uh, yeah. It's called the spock...
girlfriend: ...will this make God cry?
by freaknasty December 13, 2004
by SoMePeRs0n/guy April 01, 2007