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Put in a spliff 

He got put in a spliff (He got killed)
AJ got put in a spliff (AJ got killed/chinged/shot/cheffed... You get it)
Put in a spliff by AK2NiceWidIt December 10, 2019
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Exam Spliff 

A spliff you take before a long exam, to make things more enteraining
Rory: Ah roll me an exam spliff man, i've got a 2hour law exam later!
Exam Spliff by Ardley April 30, 2008

Skype Spliff 

When a minimum of two people talk on Skype (or Google+ for the more technologically advanced) to smoke marijuana at the same time, and share the effects of their smoking experience.

This term can be used as a noun (a skype spliff) or a verb (to skype spliff).
Skype Spliff success:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Paul: Sure! I was about to smoke anyways!

Skype Spliff fail:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Edward: Sorry man I have to read a 300 page book about the American Constitution for tomorrow.
Skype Spliff by Hairs of London2 November 14, 2011
The act of someone, especially a wizard, ejaculating.
"How did computers start? Well someone built a box, I think, and then a wizard spluffed into it and made it magic, and that's probably how technology works, right?"

"You idiot, the world isn't wizard jizz!"
Spluff by gmgoe3,d June 24, 2018
A portmanteau between spliff and coffee.
That was a hard day's work. Stick on the kettle and roll up a fatty. I'm dying for a sploffee.
sploffee by PokeyD March 14, 2017

Put in a spliff 

Gb got put in a spliff
Incog got put in a spliff
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briefcake 

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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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