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Spliffed 

the feeling you get when you smoke a lot weed + tobacco joints
*smokes three spliffs*
"man i feel spliffed"
Spliffed by splifmaster420 January 7, 2015
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spliffed 

adj to become high on weed, dope, ganga, blow and other street names for the herb
man i was so need to get spliffed
spliffed by troyka August 29, 2003

spliffed 

Too point out that the price that someone is asking for an object on an internet "buy/sell/trade forum is unreasonably high.
So over the past few months there's been a new term, spliffed, arise on the buy/sell/trade forum here at *****. It refers to when someone wants to sell their computer and prices it far to high. Spliff comes buy and rips the post to shreds and explains what a more reasonable price should be. The seller can now be refered to as being "spliffed"
spliffed by Spliffy October 23, 2007

spliffed 

spliffed the cat is not to smoke a cat!
spliffed by troyka August 29, 2003

Spliffed 

"Come through my block unannounced and you liable to get spliffed."

spliffed up

having a weed stain on your brain. also, an arduous or cumbersome situation.
"these fuckshits are all spliffed up, man."
spliffed up by wusspie May 30, 2007

spliffedelic 

1. The "mind manifesting" result of smoking a very potent marijuana cigarette.
2. Usually paid as a compliment to the person who rolled the joint as it was perfectly crafted with a perfectly balanced ratio of weed and tobacco.
The doobie we smoked was spliffedelic!
spliffedelic by Cavemn July 24, 2006
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