spluting

Farting cum out of your ass.

I totally can't stop spluting. That was some good ass sex and by good ass sex I mean, ass sex.

by Minisuront September 12, 2013

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Spouting

When you're put on the spot and don't know what to say so you start spouting nonsense

I wasn't paying attention when Mrs.Smith called on me in class so I started spouting some random facts

by AllFruitloopsTasteTheSame March 31, 2017

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meme-spouting

when one continuously and irrelevently shouts out memes, either online or off.

Person 1: LOLOLOLOL, DESU~DESU~DESU, COOL STORY BRO, MUDKIPZ, FAIL LULZ!!!!1!!1!one!

Person 2: Stop that meme-spouting and go back to niggertits.

by mootisatroll September 26, 2009

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Saluting the troops

A male arousal to the point where it hurts. Erection of the penis.

She was so hot he ended up saluting the troops.

by snowballs_chance April 20, 2010

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saluting the general

(noun) An erect penis. Named because its similar to when an army man stands straight up to salute.

(verb) process of getting a hard

Erica walked by shaking her big old ass and Jeremy started saluting the general.

by Sing Swang Swunk April 14, 2014

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During intercourse, both traditional and anal , one or more fingers is inserted into the adjacent orifice. The finger, or fingers are used to massage the head of the penis through the membrane between the rectum and vaginal wall.

First, convince your female partner to try something new. If you're Lucky, she is the one making the suggestions. Then, during sex, stick your fingers in her anus and rub the tip of your penis through the rectum. You are now saluting the admiral. If its the woman's fingers, you are playing Puerto Rican T ball. The latter sex act is a bit more difficult, requiring flexibility and a girlfriend that you should marry.

by Sloxx December 22, 2008

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