splotsy 

A wet shit

That curry gave me a terrible splotsy last night

splotsy by Butler 808 August 27, 2016

Splatsy

To wet a clump of toilet paper and whip it at a wall so it sticks. When it dries out it will still be sticking.

Man did you see the splatsy in the bathroom? It was made up of at least four rolls of toilet paper!

Splatsy by quack dealer January 9, 2012

spotsylvania high school 

Dirty ass, illiterate, redneck county school. Mostly built on country white people with few groups here and there of black folk. Lots of fake people and shit talkers. Teachers are disrespectful and air heads.

“Ever been to a Spotsylvania high school party?” “Yea man that shit was lit, they played bodak yellow and everything “

spotsylvania high school by Johndoe101niqqa October 28, 2017

Spotsy 

Spotsy is short for Spotsylvania County, Virginia

I didn't feel like saying Spotsylvania, so i said Spotsy.

Spotsy by glamourcide June 13, 2008

Spotsy High School 

The official name being Spotsylvania High, it’s possibly the worst school in Central Virginia or maybe the entire state. This classic trash patch is known for the dumbasses from partlow and the super liberals in the suburbs. The teachers treat the students like shit and there are more drug deals in the bathrooms than a Chicago alleyway. Thankfully, most of the walls are white so when you spit dip on the wall, you can see it.

“Hey did you hear about that important person from Spotsy High School?”
“No.”
“Neither did I!”

Spotsy High School by SpotsyltuckyFacts2 November 12, 2018

Spotsylvania County 

A county in what is now considered Northern Virginia for the vast population commuting to the District of Columbia. Often associated with the city of Fredericksburg. A lot of developement and people moving to the area. With that, a lot of the rednecks are dieng out. Thank God O.O . Many cool things to come to the area in a few years such as Kalahari Water Park & Hotel (indoor) and Worldstreet (huge shopping "mall" with stores from all over the world). So Fredericksburg isn't that bad... i mean, if you don't like developement then you should move. Fredericksburg is going to be hit hard soon.

I live in Spotsylvania County.

We commute from Spotsylvania County.

We're moving to Spotsylvania County.

Spotsylvania County by glamourcide December 28, 2007

spotsyltuckian 

Spotsyltuckians are the lowest breed of the inbreds in Spotsyltucky. Common features are missing teeth, confederate apparel, and a fluffy neckbeard. They’re usually found in Partlow, their cousin’s house, or in Food Lion, licking the spilled flour off of the shelves.

“Howdy cousin! Wanna get rowdy?”
“Cletus, we can’t.”
“But why?”
“Cause we aren’t spotsyltuckians.”

spotsyltuckian by SpotsyltuckyFacts August 29, 2018