Splatsy

To wet a clump of toilet paper and whip it at a wall so it sticks. When it dries out it will still be sticking.

Man did you see the splatsy in the bathroom? It was made up of at least four rolls of toilet paper!

by quack dealer January 9, 2012

Splasty

A move performed during a sexual encounter where you vomit in the female's butthole and she diahrreas on your new jacket.

I like when I get wasted because it's a good opportunity for my girlfriend to drop me a good splasty

by Fart McBitch September 20, 2009

Splats McGhee

The shits, When your asshole blows up, Wiskey shits, The runs, Can't stop poopin, The splats.

Looks like someone loaded a shotgun full of shit and shot it in the toilet bowl. Also blowin the toilet bowl off the hinges. shooting everything but the water in the pot. Splats McGhee!

by Bored tribal employees! May 18, 2011

Labatt Splats

A distinct, water-down, grotesque bowel movement, after a night of heavy drinking Canadian-made beer Labatt Blue.

"Ughh, dude, drinking all that Labatt Blue last night is catching up and I gotta drop some Labatt Splats."

by THC420 January 6, 2009

Boston Splats

Rapid and repeated diarrhea occuring late at night following the consumption of Bostons pizza.

"I was up all night with the Boston splats"

"I have the boston splats".

by Heath85 September 29, 2009

Natty Splatty's

The diarrhea type version of shits you get after a night of drinking Natural Light

Dude, when i woke up this morning i had the worst Natty Splatty's ever

by goodfella695 January 9, 2008

Natty Splats

The plopping diarrhea a college student will have after a night of drinking Natural Ice.

Why the long face Jim?
Natty splats.

by Keith Parker May 28, 2006