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halfsie-splitsies 

Sharing something, typically the cost of some purchase, equally between two people.
"Do you wanna go halfsie-splitsies with me on these adult diapers bro?"

"Bro sure I'll go halfsie-splitsies with you, we both use them every day."

"I love you bro."
halfsie-splitsies by kmk2124 October 30, 2021
The running stuff that comes out of your bum. Often called diarrhea by some folks.
Man, where's your toilet?? I got the splittles.
Splittles by k-dogg1204 July 19, 2011

Nati Splatties 

The explosive anal discharge of liquid Natural Light from the night before...
I'm still recovering from the bad case of the Nati Splatties I had earlier...
Nati Splatties by Mike Palazzo February 12, 2008

Splitits 

The natural and quite pleasant accentuation that occurs when a long strap or belt is is placed between a woman's breasts, like when they carry a shoulder bag with the strap positioned on the shoulder on the opposite side of their body.
Henry's got excited when he noticed his date's splitits after she fastened her seat belt.
Splitits by beeyebickiebuy October 4, 2006

splitskies 

An agreement arranged prior to eating in which two meals that are capable of being split in half (eg. a tuna sandwich and a low carb chicken wrap) are split evenly among the two diners, resulting in each of them having half of the other's meal.
-Hey wanna splitskies on our lunch?

-No thanks man... I don't touch roast beef with a ten foot pole.

Jehovah's Splitness 

The only real way you can deal with a JW that is a member of your family. No matter what you say you cannot convince them that they a working for an enormous tax dodge publishing empire based in NYC.

In return they have to stay away from you once you make it clear you think their beliefs are beyond whacky.

The result - you don't see each other, but you still get to go to all the fun things like birthdays etc without that freak being there. Win!
Bob: Hey, is that your brother in law? Lets go say hi.

Adam: Nah man, he's a JW, we are keeping our distance.

Bob: Sounds like some serious Jehovah's Splitness there bro?

Adam: Damn right, it's awesome.