3 definitions by SpotsyltuckyFacts2

Spotsy High School

The official name being Spotsylvania High, it’s possibly the worst school in Central Virginia or maybe the entire state. This classic trash patch is known for the dumbasses from partlow and the super liberals in the suburbs. The teachers treat the students like shit and there are more drug deals in the bathrooms than a Chicago alleyway. Thankfully, most of the walls are white so when you spit dip on the wall, you can see it.

“Hey did you hear about that important person from Spotsy High School?”
“No.”
“Neither did I!”

by SpotsyltuckyFacts2 November 12, 2018

Pulling A Yezek

When you want some underaged coochie but you have to make it subliminal but then you say fuck it and grab their ass

“Did you hear what our teacher did?”
“What?”
“He was Pulling a Yezek!”

by SpotsyltuckyFacts2 October 19, 2018

Partlow Plank

When you push your finger so far up a spotsyltuckian’s butt, they stiffen into a plank. The name comes from the fact that it is a Christmas tradition in partlow

“Come here boy, I’ll give you a partlow plank!”

by SpotsyltuckyFacts2 October 7, 2018