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splondle

"I used all eight senses riding my bike over the weekend. Yeah, even Splondle!"
by Novablad July 7, 2024
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splondge

A sponge used primarily to clean up splooge.
Damnit bob got splooge all over the floor, get the splondge.
by Mischief Dragon January 20, 2005
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splonder

A word for money. Term coined by the 'Goons' Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe and used in scripts for the 'Goon Show'

As in..
Gold Splonders. can be used (humerously) for pounds or quid.

Prince John: The reward will be, ah um, a hundred gold splonders.

Sheriff: One hundred gold splonders! Hahaha!

ORCHESTRA: Dramatic link

(?)Grams(?): General Crowd Noises

Jim Spriggs: Ding-dong! Clang! Clang-ding-dong-dang-dang! Here ye! Ding-dang! Stolen - one bell! Hear ye...silence, good people of Nottingham! A proclamation from the sheriff - he sends you Christmas and Xmas greetings at the same time and he will give one gold splonder for the capture of Robin Hood, dead or alive, or both. Also, there will be an archery-type contest on ye green. A willow wand will be split in thrice and there will be a prize of ~~~ Christmas pudding ... (trails off)

Grytpype: Did ye hear that, Moriarty? Ye golden splonder for ye Robin Hood.
by JMan 2004 August 26, 2004
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Spondle

In a virtual game, the time it takes for a certain creature or killable Non-Playable-Character to "respawn", or to appear again once dead.
Jeez, the spondle for this monster is so long!
by Sprintspeed February 26, 2009
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Sploodle

A universal term used to express any emotion from anger to joy.
Can also be used as a derogatory term to someone who spends their lunch hour sulking in the library, reading manga or doing other solitary activities.
Lolgurl: LIKE, OMG! Colbie Calliat is coming to town NEXT WEEKEND! I'm so sploodle, I could cry!

Loldude: Oh-em-gee. Like I give a sploodle about her and her happy music! GIVE ME MORE MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE!

Or:
Wannabejock: Hey, do you see that girl over there sitting by herself by those comics? She's such a sploodle, she doesn't have any friends!
by notafeminazi January 9, 2010
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Spondle

The act of circling your finger in a clockwise motion around somebody's body part, preferably their nipples.

Derived from an overplayed commercial of anklosing spondylitis. Intended to supplement Salmoning and other forms of friendly attacks.
Jon: Sara is so annoying. Whenever I turn away, she tries to spondle my nipples.
by Queensalmon69 July 18, 2021
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splongle

The act of putting a large pear in your rectal cavity and then eating it with your dog
You can’t believe the devious splongle me and fluffy had last night
by Niggaballs1080p June 29, 2022
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