Spondle 

In a virtual game, the time it takes for a certain creature or killable Non-Playable-Character to "respawn", or to appear again once dead.

Jeez, the spondle for this monster is so long!

Spondle by Sprintspeed February 26, 2009

Spondle 

The act of circling your finger in a clockwise motion around somebody's body part, preferably their nipples.

Derived from an overplayed commercial of anklosing spondylitis. Intended to supplement Salmoning and other forms of friendly attacks.

Jon: Sara is so annoying. Whenever I turn away, she tries to spondle my nipples.

Spondle by Queensalmon69 July 18, 2021

Spindleshank 

Infamous mythical figure that roams around the English woodlands, and stabs adventurers in the back while they observe fungi. Nemesis of mycologists (biologists who specialize in fungi).

Alfie: "You know what they say about mycologists: they're pretty fungis!"

Sean: "Yeah, until Spindleshank shows up and ruins their shit."

Spindleshank by VanCaspel August 7, 2016

Sponsler

Brown-bagging outside of a bar or club in order to get drunk in a cheap and or efficient manner. Busch-light, four lokos, and any form of 40oz malt liquor are common items used during sponslering.

1. adj. Where is Joe?

He's outside drinking busch light.

God hes such a sponsler.

2. Verb. Where is Joe?
He's outside sponslering a 40.

Sponsler by Grime Master December 18, 2010

sondler

A co-worker who can simultaneously accomplish two tasks with great efficiency; specifically sucking cock and fondling balls in order to elevate status, pay, position or any time some hardcore ass kissing seems appropriate.

Donny has become quite the sondler on his way to the top of the corporate ladder and may even get promoted to shift supervisor.

sondler by Kitikozmos27 March 6, 2017

Spongled 

A term used to describe someone who is under the influence of a vast quantity of drugs, most commonly Ecstacy or MDMA.

"Good God man! Those pills have got me rather spongled"

"He looks half-cut, in fact I'd dare say he is positivly spongled"

Spongled by Operation Dandilion October 19, 2008

Spindledick

1.) A rather non-impressive specimen of the male genitals. Not at all well-endowed. A needle dick, wee willie winky.

2.)A pathetic man, who attempts to compensate for his tiny penis by degrading others.

3.) Expletive.

I hear that her ex-husband was a real spindledick!

What a !@#@# spindledick!

The neighbor across the street is having an affair with her spindledick of a husband.

Spindledick by Tiny Eyes July 30, 2008