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In a virtual game, the time it takes for a certain creature or killable Non-Playable-Character to "respawn", or to appear again once dead.
Jeez, the spondle for this monster is so long!
Spondle by Sprintspeed February 26, 2009
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The act of circling your finger in a clockwise motion around somebody's body part, preferably their nipples.

Derived from an overplayed commercial of anklosing spondylitis. Intended to supplement Salmoning and other forms of friendly attacks.
Jon: Sara is so annoying. Whenever I turn away, she tries to spondle my nipples.
Spondle by Queensalmon69 July 18, 2021
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Spindleshank 

Infamous mythical figure that roams around the English woodlands, and stabs adventurers in the back while they observe fungi. Nemesis of mycologists (biologists who specialize in fungi).
Alfie: "You know what they say about mycologists: they're pretty fungis!"

Sean: "Yeah, until Spindleshank shows up and ruins their shit."
Spindleshank by VanCaspel August 7, 2016
Brown-bagging outside of a bar or club in order to get drunk in a cheap and or efficient manner. Busch-light, four lokos, and any form of 40oz malt liquor are common items used during sponslering.
1. adj. Where is Joe?

He's outside drinking busch light.

God hes such a sponsler.

2. Verb. Where is Joe?
He's outside sponslering a 40.
Sponsler by Grime Master December 18, 2010
A co-worker who can simultaneously accomplish two tasks with great efficiency; specifically sucking cock and fondling balls in order to elevate status, pay, position or any time some hardcore ass kissing seems appropriate.
Donny has become quite the sondler on his way to the top of the corporate ladder and may even get promoted to shift supervisor.
sondler by Kitikozmos27 March 6, 2017

Spongled 

A term used to describe someone who is under the influence of a vast quantity of drugs, most commonly Ecstacy or MDMA.
"Good God man! Those pills have got me rather spongled"

"He looks half-cut, in fact I'd dare say he is positivly spongled"
Spongled by Operation Dandilion October 19, 2008

Spindledick

1.) A rather non-impressive specimen of the male genitals. Not at all well-endowed. A needle dick, wee willie winky.

2.)A pathetic man, who attempts to compensate for his tiny penis by degrading others.

3.) Expletive.
I hear that her ex-husband was a real spindledick!

What a !@#@# spindledick!

The neighbor across the street is having an affair with her spindledick of a husband.

Spindledick by Tiny Eyes July 30, 2008
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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