splerk 

The act of ruining someones life or being a fool by acting like ones self. Can be used to describe lameness or annoyingness.

Melody just splerked on herself!
There's splerk everywhere! He's going to spend weeks cleaning up all of this splerk.
SSSPLEEERRK!!

splerk by sheepapeeed August 10, 2007

Spleringe 

A needle shaped dick that is exceedingly skinny. So skinny in fact that it is capable of discharging in ears and nostrils without being detected.

Yeah bro we gotta kick this guys ass, he totally assaulted us on that camping trip with his little tiny spleringe.

Spleringe by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Salerka 

A Lithuanian slang word that means diesel.

-He saw that kid under the motorcycle then he stood up and looked high asf.
-He was probobaly high of sniffing Salerka .

Salerka by Bugina Salerka October 1, 2020

splerv dervish 

a fat cone spliff (marijuana and tobacco). The thing about a splerv dervish is it has to be smoked by a couple of fucks.

"i want hot fresh donuts for my babyfat, and some splerv dervish to go with my taint"

splerv dervish by ausm Bullocks August 17, 2011

spleekin splogin 

A yellow zip up sweater

Person 1: hey do you want a spleekin splogin?
Person 2: yes

spleekin splogin by Teagoin December 28, 2020

Spleak 

Spleak is a chatbot, which is fun but not as fun as SmarterChild because it has less programmed responses.

Matt: My leg, my leg... Call 9-1-1
Spleak: 9 - 1 - 1 = 7
Matt: Please help, I've lost a lot of blood.
Spleak: You think I should do that?
Matt: Oh God, the pain!
Spleak: Rain is an element! I've been learning about elements like rain.
Matt: Oh please help.
Spleak: Well, what would you like me to do?
Matt: CALL 9-1-1!!!
Spleak: 9 - 1 - 1 = 7
Matt: STOP SCREWING WITH ME!
Spleak: You don't want me to screw with you?
Matt: I think I'm going to pass out.
Spleak: Very interesting.
Matt: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Spleak: You were?

Spleak by matt007 June 24, 2007

Spleak 

A lazy bot on AIM who for no reason suddenly decided to stop offering her goodness to the cyber-world.

Me 2:08pm: hello
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: why>
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: SHUT UP
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: YOU SUCK
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me2:08pm: WHY ARE U SAYING GOODBYE?
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: BABY COME BACK
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: WHY!
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: BUT I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!

Spleak by iloveyew January 28, 2009