Splerking

The act of twerking while in a split.

Look at that stripper splerking.

by Tanzieeb September 02, 2017

splerk

The act of ruining someones life or being a fool by acting like ones self. Can be used to describe lameness or annoyingness.

Melody just splerked on herself!
There's splerk everywhere! He's going to spend weeks cleaning up all of this splerk.
SSSPLEEERRK!!

by sheepapeeed August 10, 2007

Splerking

The sound one's anus makes when shitting out extra runny diarrhea

While reaching down for the soap in the YMCA public shower, I was embarrassed to have my asshole splerking and defacating diarrhea all over the floor. Needless to say, I had my membership removed.

by FalconEye September 13, 2011