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spleenio 

Bro that guy sucked off a guy, what a spleenio!
spleenio by GeorgeGagnon69 February 27, 2021
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Spleening 

That point when you're so tired that everything is hilarious.
I was spleening last night! I couldn't stop laughing about the way she pronounced basket.
Spleening by lsteve May 6, 2011

Spleenis 

A penis and spleen put together. A random word put together by saying "Penis" then "Spleen"...then someone thought of putting them toghether...to make SPLEENIS!!
Sacrafice your soul to the almighty SPLEENIS!!!!!11
Spleenis by Spleenismabober April 16, 2005

spleenin 

That bit spleenin on my momma.
spleenin by Spleenin creator February 9, 2021

spleenis 

A makeshift penis constructed of socks stuffed inside a sock. Can be worn by both females and males. Originated on the Lounge at Vampirefreaks.com.
"Damn, Spleeny has a huge spleenis! I'd like her to stick it in me."
"But it's a sock. That would hurt."
"It's kewl. I like the pain."
spleenis by Laura Eff June 11, 2008

spleening 

the act of fisting to reach the spleen for sexual gradification from the rush of fresh blood cells
i passed out from spleening last night
spleening by hand in fist June 1, 2013

Spleening 

Pinching or grabbing a person, with force, in the side of their abdomen.
When Nora was angry and pinched Darby's side, Darby shouted, "Ouch! You're spleening me!"
Spleening by NotStacy July 13, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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