Spleenis 

A penis and spleen put together. A random word put together by saying "Penis" then "Spleen"...then someone thought of putting them toghether...to make SPLEENIS!!

Sacrafice your soul to the almighty SPLEENIS!!!!!11

Spleenis by Spleenismabober April 16, 2005

spleenis 

A makeshift penis constructed of socks stuffed inside a sock. Can be worn by both females and males. Originated on the Lounge at Vampirefreaks.com.

"Damn, Spleeny has a huge spleenis! I'd like her to stick it in me."
"But it's a sock. That would hurt."
"It's kewl. I like the pain."

spleenis by Laura Eff June 11, 2008

Spleenis 

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Spleenis defines Spleeny.

Spleenis by Yarly Asparagus June 12, 2008

spleens the cat 

Florida man's pet cat, also featured on Gray Still Plays in his sims videos, along with her good friend Tonsils.

You don't like Spleens the cat?!?!?!?!

spleens the cat by Ana.Love-Cathrine November 18, 2019

Spleens 

A cat on every drug and has every Disease and slave to graystillplays

Who’s a good kitty spleens
(Demonic Noises)
Oh

Spleens by Spleens March 28, 2020

splenis 

A splinter in one's penis.

Anthony: "Sir, can you help me? I have a splenis!"
Matt: "What the hell is a splenis?"
Anthony: "It's a splinter... in my penis."
Matt: "DAMN SON"

splenis by sp53 January 6, 2009

speenis 

when your clone travels in time, from the future and faster than the speed of light, to cross pee streams with you.

Christian Bale in Terminator Salvation as John Conner had too much to drink before traveling back in time and gave Edward Furlong a speenis.

speenis by Speenis Man August 10, 2009