Spleenis
A penis and spleen put together. A random word put together by saying "Penis" then "Spleen"...then someone thought of putting them toghether...to make SPLEENIS!!
Spleenis by Spleenismabober April 16, 2005
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Spleenis
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Spleenis defines Spleeny.
Spleenis by Yarly Asparagus June 12, 2008
spleens the cat
Florida man's pet cat, also featured on Gray Still Plays in his sims videos, along with her good friend Tonsils.
spleens the cat by Ana.Love-Cathrine November 18, 2019
speenis
when your clone travels in time, from the future and faster than the speed of light, to cross pee streams with you.
Christian Bale in Terminator Salvation as John Conner had too much to drink before traveling back in time and gave Edward Furlong a speenis.
speenis by Speenis Man August 10, 2009
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