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A penis and spleen put together. A random word put together by saying "Penis" then "Spleen"...then someone thought of putting them make SPLEENIS!!
Sacrafice your soul to the almighty SPLEENIS!!!!!11
by Spleenismabober April 16, 2005
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A makeshift penis constructed of socks stuffed inside a sock. Can be worn by both females and males. Originated on the Lounge at
"Damn, Spleeny has a huge spleenis! I'd like her to stick it in me."
"But it's a sock. That would hurt."
"It's kewl. I like the pain."
by Laura Eff June 11, 2008
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Spleenis defines Spleeny.
by Yarly Asparagus June 12, 2008
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