Spleeniac 

A person who is addicted to spleens

Quivering wreck: I...a-a-ate..th-th-three.sp-sp-sp-spleens..y-yesterday.
Deathmonkey: Shut up you worthless spleeniac

Spleeniac by LORD DEATHMONKEY November 6, 2003

Spleening 

That point when you're so tired that everything is hilarious.

I was spleening last night! I couldn't stop laughing about the way she pronounced basket.

Spleening by lsteve May 6, 2011

Spleenis 

A penis and spleen put together. A random word put together by saying "Penis" then "Spleen"...then someone thought of putting them toghether...to make SPLEENIS!!

Sacrafice your soul to the almighty SPLEENIS!!!!!11

Spleenis by Spleenismabober April 16, 2005

spleenin 

An unusual amount of drip

That bit spleenin on my momma.

spleenin by Spleenin creator February 9, 2021

spleenis 

A makeshift penis constructed of socks stuffed inside a sock. Can be worn by both females and males. Originated on the Lounge at Vampirefreaks.com.

"Damn, Spleeny has a huge spleenis! I'd like her to stick it in me."
"But it's a sock. That would hurt."
"It's kewl. I like the pain."

spleenis by Laura Eff June 11, 2008

spleening 

the act of fisting to reach the spleen for sexual gradification from the rush of fresh blood cells

i passed out from spleening last night

spleening by hand in fist June 1, 2013

spleenach

an ancient ritual of spleen removal through the naval using a special instrument known as an ach

the ancient greeks used it as a mating ritual....'ohh zeus let me perform that spleenach on you...you'll cum all night'

spleenach by Correspondingly November 1, 2004