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That point when you're so tired that everything is hilarious.
I was spleening last night! I couldn't stop laughing about the way she pronounced basket.
by lsteve April 16, 2011
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Spleening : the act of brushing a female's teeth with her own vaginal fluid, whilst using your finger. Thus resulting in her throwing up.
You know what Todd did the other night? He was spleening this broad, Kim because she wouldn't let him go raw daddy after they were boozing all night.

Fuck that bitch, I spleened her for not putting out.
by Skottiedeep September 14, 2018
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the act of fisting to reach the spleen for sexual gradification from the rush of fresh blood cells
i passed out from spleening last night
by hand in fist June 01, 2013
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Pinching or grabbing a person, with force, in the side of their abdomen.
When Nora was angry and pinched Darby's side, Darby shouted, "Ouch! You're spleening me!"
by NotStacy July 13, 2009
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To penetrate the female vagina or rectum (or the male rectum) deeply with the penis.

i.e. penertrating so deeply as to touch the spleen)
by Karl Carpenter March 05, 2004
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