spleened

The act or instance of having a mass of soft tissue, usually the spleen, ripped or torn from the body, often while the person is still alive and shrieking and thrashing about horribly.

Jason got spleened yesterday at the plant when he got too close to some dangerous machinery. Took hours for the surgeons to fix him back up.

by Lute September 14, 2004

Spleens

A cat on every drug and has every Disease and slave to graystillplays

Who’s a good kitty spleens
(Demonic Noises)
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by Spleens March 28, 2020

spleen

The internal organ that is invariably complained about when someone is comedically getting the shit beat out of them.

"Oh God, my spleen! It hurts! It hurts!"

"My spleen has ruptured!"

by Morathor March 30, 2004

spleen

An internal organ of the human body on the left side.
It's job is to destroy old red blood cells.

My spleen is destroying all those old red blood cells, RIGHT NOW.

by elissanozit April 23, 2009

The Spleen

An Irish red-haired person who slacks at everything they do. They are failures and have an annoying laugh. They are extremely aggresive and violent so stay away from them. They are creepers.

Glenn Taylor beat up a hippie going to work and got fired and The Spleen died

by Peyton Manning March 05, 2009

Spleening

That point when you're so tired that everything is hilarious.

I was spleening last night! I couldn't stop laughing about the way she pronounced basket.

by lsteve April 16, 2011

spleen

an internal organ most widely known for "cleaning shit and stuff".

"Every kitty needs their spleen."

by LovesSomeKitty April 30, 2009