spleeted

when you get hit so hard you split in half (or feel like it)

Person 1: *Punches Person 2*
Person 2: "Ow, that hurt so bad, I feel like I almost spleeted

by Crack_Johnson November 06, 2020

Spleet

The collective insect carnage on your windshield and/or front fender normally resulting from extended drive times through rural areas.

I can hardly see the road through the spleet on my windshield!

by vth May 01, 2008

spleet

Spleet coming from the word "Sweet" but the more "leet" version of it.

Damn, this flash animation is flipping spleet!

by Derek of llamalords.com March 08, 2005

spleet

A term more accurate than love, as necessitated by Joel Chmara.

Now that I have fallen in love with you, it is necessary for me to create a word that means more than love in such a way I can accurately express myself. I have come up with spleet.

by SwillyPut July 06, 2005

spleet

when the tampon is full, and excess resadue leaks from the vagina.

I think I just spleeted, so i need to go change my tampon!

by Loubolts September 01, 2008

spleet

Verb, meaning to more than love... it's when you don't want to say love, but you really care for that person

I will spleet you forever.

by Angel April 13, 2005

Spleeting

When you aggressively masturbate so hard that finish so hard your tip starts to hurt and you buss a huge load and you go and piss and cum is mixed with your piss

I spleeting so hard that I was squealing

by Sussy boi December 08, 2024