spleen

The internal organ that is invariably complained about when someone is comedically getting the shit beat out of them.

"Oh God, my spleen! It hurts! It hurts!"

"My spleen has ruptured!"

by Morathor March 30, 2004

spleen

An internal organ of the human body on the left side.
It's job is to destroy old red blood cells.

My spleen is destroying all those old red blood cells, RIGHT NOW.

by elissanozit April 23, 2009

spleen

an internal organ most widely known for "cleaning shit and stuff".

"Every kitty needs their spleen."

by LovesSomeKitty April 30, 2009

spleen

1)When one has nothing to say except complain about something - the spleen.
2)When something hurts.
3)A word that can be used when referring to almost anythung. Like that of meh.

1)*groan* ooowwww.........my spleen!
2)My spleen hurts, well something hurts,...it must be my spleen.
3)person1: whats her name again?
person2: ah, spleen!

by G-UNIT March 16, 2005

spleen

Where something spleens over the ground, similar to the action of a water balloon hitting and bursting on a surface

You trip, you wurzle in the air, and you spleen all over the ground

by BenKenTheBest April 04, 2003

spleen

Another word for spliff in limited use in the East Midlands, UK.

"Can I av next uns on that spleen yof"

by The Monk September 23, 2004

spleen

A boy who has no spleen, therefore making him quite slow and german. He also likes to tamper in the gay society, whilst driving a metallic gold mini cooper picking up homo's on the streets.
He has three friends, two irish and one polish.
He walks like a toddler

fariz - "DAMN that spleen guy is so cute"
rhiannon - "Spleeny, buy me a drink?"
Chris "HUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHH"

by iwantmoore February 28, 2008