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Splash n dash 

A term used to discribe either

1. a shower that lasts less then a few minutes
2. having a piss really quickly
3. missing the toilet seat whilst having a piss then quickly running off
Brb just gunna have a splash n dash
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Splash'n'Dash 

Another term for a quick sex session, commonly said by males.
Beatrice: "Oooh I'm feeling a bit horny, have we got time??!"

Jeffrey: "We'll have to be quick, just a splash'n'dash."
Splash'n'Dash by Jefferz212 June 17, 2009

Splash-N-Dash 

A Splash-N-Dash is when a person (usually male) goes to someone's house for a quick booty call & then leaves immediately after. A Splash-N-Dash usually occurs on a Sunday but can happen any day of the week.
Preston: "Hey Nate, you weren't gone for very long, must have been another splash-n-dash Sunday?"
Splash-N-Dash by TrinityStar_07 February 24, 2010

Splash N' Dash 

The act of using mouth rinse when running late instead of brushing, normally on your way out of the house, often just spitting the rinse into a potted plant or outside in the grass while entering your car.
Guy1: "Forgot to brush! My mouth feels like I've been licking Amy Winehouse."

Guy2: "Dude you're lucky you have a hotel size Scope in your hand."

Guy1: "I know right? Splash N' Dash. Cheers. "

(Guy1: *Splash N' Dashes*)
Splash N' Dash by J2 J2 January 16, 2010

Splash-N-Dash 

When someone splashes shit all over the company toilet and then leaves it for someone else to clean up.
Someone did a splash-n-dash in the women's restroom this morning and now everyone has to use the toilets back in production.
Splash-N-Dash by Dr Frank N Furter January 27, 2017

Slash N’ Dash 

When some ass at the eBay Global Warehouse in Kentucky cuts through your package with a box cutter before repacking it for international shipping.
Mark: Hey I heard you got that old iPod from the US delivered today!

Dave: Yeah, but it got the old Slash N’ Dash treatment.
Slash N’ Dash by DankPods February 21, 2020

Slash N’ Dash 

When someone breaks into your car using a demolition saw to take your radio.
Dave: Bro, I was eating at waffle house, and some gay-wad performed the good ol Slash N’ Dash on my truck.

Carl: Really? That sucks you had a bumpin system in there.
Slash N’ Dash by TheRealClarence October 29, 2020
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