slash'n'burn

Nasty dose of chlamydia that inflames the urethra. The necessity to pass urine causes excruciating pain, hence when you go for a 'slash' against a brick wall, it burns like you wouldn't believe!
'Mate, I'd stay well away from those Thai hookers of i were you. Last trip to Pattaya was a God-awful experience!'
'Why, what happened? You get drugged and robbed or something?'
'Nope. Caught slash'n'burn.'
'Oh, My Buddha, that's Nasty!'
by Neil-Iger October 04, 2013
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