Shlanket

A small blanket to keep your shlank (penis)warm at night

Where's my shlanket?

by The Captain (matador) June 17, 2009

Schlanket

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"What's on your bed?"
"That's my new custom made schlanket!"

by CursedV June 19, 2022

shlanktooth

noun - used to describe a southerner. ofcourse 100% of southern people are mentally retarded, inbred, trailor trash.

looking at an uneducated, no-chinned, bucktooth loser at a monster truck rally, (or rodeo, tractor-pull, nascar race, demolition derby, ten yr old fiance's babyshower, trailor park convention, shopping for clothes/furniture at the local dump), you say:
"hey, look at that shlanktooth over there"

by jimjamjimjam March 4, 2009

splanket

A jizz resistant, easily washable fabric, known for it's semen deflective properties. Used as an alternate target for ejaculation on tits and neck.

"Dont blow it on me! Shoot it on the splanket! That's what we bought the damn thing for!" - Wife/Significant Other.

by Steve Fanizza October 7, 2004

Shanketo

Spanglesh for shank.

Hey Homie, gimme that shanketo to hit that rata.

by Jdaawwwg February 9, 2010

Schlanket

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"Hey what's on your bed?"
"That's my new schlanket I had it custom made!"

by CursedV June 19, 2022

Shlankey

1.A ridiculously long bowel movement.
2.An incredibly wet and smelly fart.

I made a huge and smelly shlankey in the bathroom.

by Chubsta' April 26, 2004