Sklanket

The unerringly aesthetically displeasing and almost certainly never laundered throw rug spread over the top of an otherwise serviceable hotel bed

“Can you remove that sklanket before we get in the bed?”

by Lost in Iberia August 4, 2023

splanket

A jizz resistant, easily washable fabric, known for it's semen deflective properties. Used as an alternate target for ejaculation on tits and neck.

"Dont blow it on me! Shoot it on the splanket! That's what we bought the damn thing for!" - Wife/Significant Other.

by Steve Fanizza October 7, 2004

slanket

A blanket with sleeves that is used to keep arms warm while reading, going on the computer, etc.

I was watching TV with my slanket on and I was uber warm.

by latenighttelevision December 10, 2008

Slanket

A sexually promiscuous girl who sleeps with minorities and tends to be of low moral character. Term is highly offensive, much like the word "cunt".

Dude #1: "Sally is such a slanket."
Dude #2: "Dude, please don't use that word. Call her a slut, but please don't call her a slanket. It offends me."
Dude #1: "Sorry, bro."

by bigtimestyle May 18, 2011

skanket

An inexpensive plush blanket, often featuring jungle animals or cartoon characters, favored by strippers for the "floor routine" part of their act. These are often sold from vans on the side of the road or stalls in shopping malls.

The naked woman on the stage writhed to an Aerosmith song while a group of amateur gynocologists looked on, her darkly tanned skin protected from abrasion by a "My Little Pony" skanket.

by Gordon Sims June 8, 2007

Skanket

A combination of a scarf and a blanket or a scarf used as a blanket.

Jill likes to use her Skanket to keep warm on the airplane.

by Turd L. Ferguson December 15, 2014

Sklanker

One who is two tall to give oral sex

that sklanker is 6 feet tall, dang!

by boby sam sam jojo October 23, 2007