splanga 

a slap you give to someone when they act like a bledder or when they say sum dumb

ik hou yusu van voeten man
ey stop met praten voordat ik je splanga geef

splanga by lilkindz November 6, 2023

splagawk 

A "fake" cuss word used by kids.

Used in a condescending way

"You are such a splagawk!"

splagawk by Petakpink123 February 13, 2010

splagawk 

A cuss word that can be modified to fit any situation

Grace you are such a splagawk

splagawk by rabidkitten February 18, 2010

splagawk 

The worst cuss word you can say in Gibberish. Period.

Splagawking splagawk! Jeezums, Caroline!

splagawk by hallo thar May 17, 2010

spanga

someone whos a complete idot, does really stupid things in front of all his "friends" and who is a natural dipshit

"brodie is such a dumbass",
"yeh hes a spanga"

spanga by Mcn00b and MacLean December 28, 2005

splangle 

When something that has happened is bad but too complicated to go over or talk about.

- So what happened last night? You seemed upset about something?
- Yeah, it was a splangle. I'm fine now though.

splangle by Garnierizda May 9, 2021

spangaloid 

noun -

1. that which speaks spanish and annoys

2. people who speak spanish ans piss you off

The term refers to persons speaking Spanish as a first language and who also have a persistent and consistent tendency to piss you off, albeit unintentionally, due to their immense stupidity.

The term does not necessarily refer to Spanish nationals or nationals of Spanish speaking nations -only those that piss you off.

1.
Equinor- Hey good to see you, how was the trip?

Tim- Ah pretty good, except the last bus getting here was full of spangaloids.

Equinor- Dude, there's been a lot of them around here recently, they piss me off too.

2.
Tim- Fuck man! All I wanted to do was buy some milk and chill but there were spangaloids everywhere and now I'm all pissed off and tense.

Buddah- Tim, dude, rest easy for they know not what they do. You can tell a spangaloid not to be annoying as you tell a dog not to bark, it's just the way they are...

spangaloid by DEFINER_OF_SPANGALOIDS April 15, 2010