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spangaloid 

noun -

1. that which speaks spanish and annoys

2. people who speak spanish ans piss you off

The term refers to persons speaking Spanish as a first language and who also have a persistent and consistent tendency to piss you off, albeit unintentionally, due to their immense stupidity.

The term does not necessarily refer to Spanish nationals or nationals of Spanish speaking nations -only those that piss you off.
1.
Equinor- Hey good to see you, how was the trip?

Tim- Ah pretty good, except the last bus getting here was full of spangaloids.

Equinor- Dude, there's been a lot of them around here recently, they piss me off too.

2.
Tim- Fuck man! All I wanted to do was buy some milk and chill but there were spangaloids everywhere and now I'm all pissed off and tense.

Buddah- Tim, dude, rest easy for they know not what they do. You can tell a spangaloid not to be annoying as you tell a dog not to bark, it's just the way they are...
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spongoloid 

A very un-politically correct combination of the words spastic and mongoloid, used as a derogatory insult.
You're a complete spongoloid.
spongoloid by Raphael Edwards July 2, 2008

spengaloid 

a fucking annoying prick who complains at everything.
Oh Diana is such a spengaloid, always trying to piss me off
spengaloid by DumbCunt273 June 13, 2018
When your a pleb with an Afro or have a very small penis
Afro man you are a spanglord!
spanglord by Grandpa Snorlax November 17, 2017

Spazmaloid 

British slang. A variation on the spaz theme. When 'spaz' just doesn't seem enough on its own.
"My next guest is a complete fucking spazmaloid. Ladies and gentlemen, Tom Cruise!"

Spongaloid 

one who acts or behaves like calvin i.e a complete imbecile.
"That boy acts like a spongaloid"

"Check that spongaloid"
Spongaloid by Derek Plummer April 1, 2009

spingaloid 

a person who acts like a gangster on the internet to act cool
spingaloids like to say "no cap", "fr fr" and "finna"
spingaloid: my poopoo itches no cap!
normal human: look at this dumb spingaloid he said no cap
spingaloid by Quiz_0050 March 18, 2021
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