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splankers 

Splankers means rad, cool, wicked, absolutely brillo-dillo. The Fonz is max splankers.
Woah! Clyde just pulled a splankers 360 inward heelflip!
splankers by Keefaz December 13, 2018
The creamy, stringy, lavalamp-like sludge left in the spa/jacuzzi (or jacuzzi tub) after ejaculation.
After I finished ejaculating in the community spa, the powerful water jets whirled my spadunkle around like a hypnotists’ wheel.
Spadunkle by Doughzer Dick June 10, 2010

splankers 

Wicked, excellent, insouciant - the coolest way of saying 'cool'.
Wow, that guy just kicked a load of chips out of a wall! That's maximum splankers!
splankers by DogfinderGeneral December 13, 2018

splanket 

A jizz resistant, easily washable fabric, known for it's semen deflective properties. Used as an alternate target for ejaculation on tits and neck.
"Dont blow it on me! Shoot it on the splanket! That's what we bought the damn thing for!" - Wife/Significant Other.
splanket by Steve Fanizza October 7, 2004
1) The opposite of funky. 2) Lacking in style; Mediocre.
Turn that spadunky music off, yo.

Be funky, not spadunky!

cunt splunker

One who explores vagina. One who likes to eat pussy. The opposite of cocksucker.
cunt splunker by poolaholic March 18, 2015