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The creamy, stringy, lavalamp-like sludge left in the spa/jacuzzi (or jacuzzi tub) after ejaculation.
After I finished ejaculating in the community spa, the powerful water jets whirled my spadunkle around like a hypnotists’ wheel.
Spadunkle by Doughzer Dick June 10, 2010
1) The opposite of funky. 2) Lacking in style; Mediocre.
Turn that spadunky music off, yo.

Be funky, not spadunky!
Another term to refer to when one has had sex. Often used to describe intercourse with somebody who is a virgin.
Friend: Yo, did you hit that shit last night?
You: Yeah, I spladunked her. It was tight!

Spledunking 

Repelling off the side of a large water vessel, i.e. pirate ships, fancy yachts or aircraft carriers, and "dunking" into the water below.
Johnny Depp is spledunking nicely off of the Black Pearl in Pirates of the Caribbean.
Spledunking by A Nation of One October 6, 2011

spadunkadunk 

The result of enjoying badonkadonk.
I checked out her badonkadonk and had a spadunkaunk accident.
spadunkadunk by Spudzooka July 4, 2005

spadunkydunk 

Combination of seminal-fluid and sperm; semen.
"Hey, that guy forsure holds his hair up with his own spadunkydunk!"

"Dude! I got Steve's spadunkydunk all over my hands!"
spadunkydunk by scotty92 May 6, 2008