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The creamy, stringy, lavalamp-like sludge left in the spa/jacuzzi (or jacuzzi tub) after ejaculation.
After I finished ejaculating in the community spa, the powerful water jets whirled my spadunkle around like a hypnotists’ wheel.
Spadunkle by Doughzer Dick June 10, 2010
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Spunkler 

An universal, versatile word (neologism) for everything. Originated from the Sacha Baron Cohen movie 'Bruno' with influence from the German language.

Noun: spunkler (male), spunklerin (female)
Verb: spunkeln, verspunkeln
Adjective: spunkler, spunklig, spunkelbar
If someone fucks something up people might talk about it like this:

Spunkler #1: Hey this f'n spunkler totally verspunkelt it.
Spunkler #2: Yeah, he's such a spunkler.

Famous german saying: Im dunkeln ist gut spunkeln.
Spunkler by Bavarian Spunkler November 25, 2009
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spordunkle 

the frothy pattern on the end of a stick of deodorant resulting from the overly vigorous application of said deodorant
“Drinking a pot of coffee first thing in the morning allowed Elaine to shorten her shower by five minutes; but even more exciting than that was her caffeine-induced spordunkle: a detailed picture of an ancient Roman trireme charging through the Hellespont.”
spordunkle by Dan Narsavage January 4, 2009

spadoinkle 

1: (Adjective)
Outstandingly wonderful. Groovey.
2: (noun)
Insane manic cheery-ness. That little extra something that keeps a person from blowing thier brains out.
First documented appearance: "Cannible the movie"
1: "Well gosh, it's just such a spadoinkle day!!!"
2: "Oh no! I think little Jhonny has lost his spadoinkle."
spadoinkle by Eva December 23, 2004

Shadunkle 

To play with, used like DragOn, ligma, sugma etc.
Nigel: Yo, shadunkle
Erik: Huh?
Nigel: SHADUNKLE DEEZ NUTS YOOOOO
Shadunkle by Ihateschool69420 March 13, 2023

Spadackled 

The state of being extremely tweeked or high on methamphetamines to the point of insanity.
Jessica and Jill went up the hill, spadackled to the nines, Jill got laid, jessica got paid, and Mikey got pulled over by the DEA.
Spadackled by Chris Tollmeth April 18, 2004
1) The opposite of funky. 2) Lacking in style; Mediocre.
Turn that spadunky music off, yo.

Be funky, not spadunky!
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