Sputtering 

A combination of walking and jogging. It's pretty much a slow jog.

Man 1: Hey Jim, why are you walking?
Man 2: I'm not walking, I'm sputtering.

Sputtering by The Great Magician March 31, 2011

sputtering willis 

The release of feces while attempting to flatulate similar to the shart. Most often accompanied by a exclamation of your own surpise, i.e. DAMN, I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!, and unconciousness.

Damn Son, I just totally did a sputtering willis ::fall into coma::

sputtering willis by David Goreman July 11, 2004

sputtering bagpipe 

When your female or male partner is giving you fellatio on the bed at a 90 degree angle and his/her arm pushes on your stomach so much that you flatulate.

I found a girl on tinder and she turned me into a sputtering bagpipe, on a Tuesday afternoon.

sputtering bagpipe by Shutteringbagpipe April 29, 2023

Sputtering Duncan 

Flatulence that makes a rapid diminishing "Sputtering" noise of at least 3 seconds in length.

ya hear that baby ? I call that a "Sputtering Duncan"

Sputtering Duncan by Fro Bones July 17, 2011

Sputtering Ass 

To sputter ass means to fart in a loud, crackling fart that goes for long periods of time.

The guy in the stall was sputtering ass so hard, his butthole must be ripped open!

Sputtering Ass by Antikase February 14, 2024

The Sputtering Johnson 

A close relative to the Clevand Steamer and Hot Carl. It is when you shit diahrrea all over a bitches chest.

In an effort to be as disrespectful as possible when preforming The Sputtering Johnson on a bitch... she must drive you to Taco Bell, pay for your tacos, and let you eat them all on the way home.. knowing full well the end result of this trip will be her convered in diahrrea..

The Sputtering Johnson by The Realist NY August 4, 2009

Spitzering 

To have a squeaky clean image while doing freaky shit on the side.

Sure he goes to church every Sunday, but he be spitzering with a dwarf prostitute and a donkey with one leg every Saturday night.

Spitzering by Shady Sartorius March 10, 2008