Sputtering
Sputtering by The Great Magician March 31, 2011
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sputtering willis
The release of feces while attempting to flatulate similar to the shart. Most often accompanied by a exclamation of your own surpise, i.e. DAMN, I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!, and unconciousness.
sputtering willis by David Goreman July 11, 2004
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sputtering bagpipe
When your female or male partner is giving you fellatio on the bed at a 90 degree angle and his/her arm pushes on your stomach so much that you flatulate.
sputtering bagpipe by Shutteringbagpipe April 29, 2023
Sputtering Duncan
Sputtering Duncan by Fro Bones July 17, 2011
Sputtering Ass
Sputtering Ass by Antikase February 14, 2024
The Sputtering Johnson
A close relative to the Clevand Steamer and Hot Carl. It is when you shit diahrrea all over a bitches chest.
In an effort to be as disrespectful as possible when preforming The Sputtering Johnson on a bitch... she must drive you to Taco Bell, pay for your tacos, and let you eat them all on the way home.. knowing full well the end result of this trip will be her convered in diahrrea..
The Sputtering Johnson by The Realist NY August 4, 2009
Spitzering
Sure he goes to church every Sunday, but he be spitzering with a dwarf prostitute and a donkey with one leg every Saturday night.
Spitzering by Shady Sartorius March 10, 2008
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