spinted
spinted by crackhead53 March 25, 2021
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When a cell carrier holds your phone hostage because of a "Financial Eligibility Check" under the guise of "protecting" you, in case your phone was stolen. This makes it impossible to bring your phone to a new carrier until you pay off any outstanding charges. This brings you into a cycle of owing them into perpetuity if you wish to port your phone number AND device. If you buy a new phone, you lose the number. If you port the number, you can't use the phone for at least 30 days, even if there's no outstanding balances.
Yo, I ported my cell number, but the new carrier says I can't use my phone because of a Financial Eligibility Check. WTF?
Sucks.
What'll I do now?
Buy a new phone. You got sprinted, brah.
Sucks.
What'll I do now?
Buy a new phone. You got sprinted, brah.
sprinted by TheDarkTaoEr March 19, 2017
Sainted
To saint a bitch and become “sainted” is to fuck a bitch twice, and to ghost her immediately after. Becoming sainted.
Sainted by ThePriest69420 July 5, 2020
Spinter’s third law
Squirting 1-2 spritzes of lube (any flavour or un flavoured) into a zip loc sandwich baggie and using it to jerk off with, simply close the bag and discard it in the trash can when you are finished.
Super horny after seeing your sister mop the floor, do you mind if I go to the shitter and perform Spinter’s third law on myself
Spinter’s third law by Spinter April 7, 2021
Sprinted
The act of a business terminating service to a customer, unlike traditional service terminations for non-payment, being Sprinted usually is more due to a customer being high maintenance and/or expectation.
spinked
spinked by carlosjuan November 2, 2009