When the decision you make about a situation is so totally wrong and so poorly thought out, and will cause you the greatest embarrassment, your skinted!
A person who is bald on top but has hair on the sides and back. Was heard on Trailer Park Boys, where J-Roc told Mr. Lahey he looked like a "skirted egg."
A white person who's so trash that he/she shouldn't have even been born. Similar to the term "Caucasishit".
"His racist ass called me the n word over social media, but he would never call me that in person because I will knock the hell out of that Semen Skinned Waste Of Sperm."
What happens to some people when they get their hair cut by someone does't know how to work clippers.
Person cutting hair(Clippers sound)-ZZZZZZZZZZZPPPP-
Person getting hair cut-WTF!Man,did u just skin me!!!-Holds Head-
Person cutting hair:Man,I just skinned yo a**.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.