sphum

(noun) Spheal cum, ejaculates from both the mouth and the sphussy.
(verb) When a Spheal cums from both holes simultaneously.

My bodypillows are covered in fossilised sphum.

sphum by sphao sphao October 6, 2022

Amy Schumer

The definition of cringe.

Bus: (crashes)
Person1: That was almost as big a wreck as Amy Schumer‘s career.

Amy Schumer by AxolotlGod February 1, 2021

Harry Shum jr. 

A real life God

With his talent, his personality, and his looks, Harry Shum jr. is a real life God.

Harry Shum jr. by AlexandersStele November 1, 2018

Amy Schumer

is not funny.

And if you honestly think Amy Schumer is funny...

Amy Schumer by hard erect dong master June 3, 2020

Amy Schumer Theory

The theory that Amy Schumer's existence brings down the humor levels of the entire female gender.

I don't believe in Science, I believe in the Amy Schumer Theory.

Amy Schumer Theory by genderfenderbendergander May 2, 2021

sphumelele 

It means success. She is a beautiful bold girl with big dreams. You almost never see her. She commands respect and intimidates many. A force to be reckoned with. Whatever she sets her mind on, she’ll definitely succeed at it. Just like her name. She lays up gold as dust. No need to remind her who she is, she knows who she is and you’ll never forget her

I’m going to be like Sphumelele when I grow up

sphumelele by Sphumelele June 2, 2019

Amy Schumer

A animal that steals jokes and is a whale

Guy 1: Bro, i just went to a aquarium!
Guy 2: Cool! What did you see?
Guy 1: Amy Schumer.

Amy Schumer by ReadyLife November 17, 2018