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Spermicus 

A guy who can't hold it in...When a hot girl walks past, he loses it, usually leaving a stain on his pants.
Zach:Dude Alex walked past and Vince totally pulled a Spermicus!
Spermicus by way2go March 9, 2009

sperminal 

It looks like a urinal except its for sperm
While you go to the urine to take a urine Im going to the sperminal to take a sperm
sperminal by sarcomax March 20, 2003

Sperminal Velocity 

Sperms velocity right before a facial.
Damn my sperminal velocity last night was off the charts.

Spermicle 

The Sparkle of The Sperm, The Sperm that made the cut.. The Oracle To The Testi. Fun way of saying you are the favorite child.
Julia is my spermicle.
Spermicle by Always_Jewels June 16, 2011

Spermickle 

Similar to barnacles but small hard bits of sperm that stick to the insides of girls legs.
I woke up this morning with a pandemic-a-spermickles on me!
Spermickle by Sweeeeeen August 27, 2010

sperminal 

looks like a urinal except it's for sperm
Im gonna hit the sperminal.I gotta take a sperm BAD!
sperminal by rodman March 4, 2003
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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