spermicals

spermicals means 'sperm cells'

"ooooh gooey spermicals"

spermicals by /mainframe July 30, 2004

Spermicus 

A guy who can't hold it in...When a hot girl walks past, he loses it, usually leaving a stain on his pants.

Zach:Dude Alex walked past and Vince totally pulled a Spermicus!

Spermicus by way2go March 9, 2009

sperminal 

It looks like a urinal except its for sperm

While you go to the urine to take a urine Im going to the sperminal to take a sperm

sperminal by sarcomax March 20, 2003

Spermicle 

The Sparkle of The Sperm, The Sperm that made the cut.. The Oracle To The Testi. Fun way of saying you are the favorite child.

Julia is my spermicle.

Spermicle by Always_Jewels June 16, 2011

Sperminal Velocity 

Sperms velocity right before a facial.

Damn my sperminal velocity last night was off the charts.

Sperminal Velocity by BuckNasty189 May 29, 2011

Spermickle 

Similar to barnacles but small hard bits of sperm that stick to the insides of girls legs.

I woke up this morning with a pandemic-a-spermickles on me!

Spermickle by Sweeeeeen August 27, 2010

sperminal 

looks like a urinal except it's for sperm

Im gonna hit the sperminal.I gotta take a sperm BAD!

sperminal by rodman March 4, 2003