Spermicle

The Sparkle of The Sperm, The Sperm that made the cut.. The Oracle To The Testi. Fun way of saying you are the favorite child.

Julia is my spermicle.

by Always_Jewels June 16, 2011

Spermicidal Lube

This is a tube of lube that kills off sperm inside the vagina. it also makes it easier for the penis to fit inside the vagina

guy1: oh i bet she never would have been able to take your giant dick with out that small tube of Spermicidal Lube
guy2: ok i wont take the lube then

by spartan sex lord8888 February 15, 2008

spermicide

Something used to kill sperm primarily used to prevent pregnancy.

I didn't want to be pregnant, so my boyfriend used a spermicide when we had sex.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

Spermiage

English version of the Polish word "spermiarz"

It's basically a simp, who only perceives others as someone attractive/future partner.
First they see (spermiage can be of any gender) is the looks of others.

*watching a reality show*
-- Wow, look at her/him, she's/he's so attractive.
-- Holy fuck, dude, can you focus at the show and not at the looks of others? You're such a spermiage.

by Maciasz November 28, 2020

spermacepticle

The technical term for a “cum-dumpster-(n.)-A person who lets anyone ejaculate, anywhere on, around, or in them. No questions asked.

The I.T. Guy refers to his female boss as his personal spermacepticle. They obviously are having an affair. Wow

by Kyss.Monster333 January 16, 2018

spermicide blonde

An 80's barfly with hair so blonde it's white. Usually whorish in nature

Man check out that hair, it's Spermicide Blonde!

by Spunky Union July 3, 2007

Spedicle

Spedicle commonly mistaken for the term sped, is an unintelligent dumb ass who believes everyone maintains a friendship with them when everyone actually believes they are a gay/lesbian prostitute and takes pleasure in laughing at them behind their back.

Lili you spedicle, you can't just ask to feel someone's muscles.

by Doctor Rigby May 12, 2014