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sperminkle by halenmorleyx April 7, 2024
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sphincter sprinkler
When instead of wiping your ass after shitting, you push your penis through your legs and piss on your asshole, successfully cleaning yourself from left-over feces residue in your ass-crack
sphincter sprinkler by Ron Howard13 March 22, 2011
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miami sprinkler
The act of putting rainbow color sprinkles up the head of the penis while jacking off to your partner and sprinkling the rainbow color jiz on their face.
miami sprinkler by Untamed Funny October 27, 2014
Wittenoom Sprinkler
The act of holding a woman over ones shoulder, finger bashing her vagina till she is ejaculating.The giving partner procedees to spin on the spot,spraying female ejaculate around in a sprinkler pattern.
Man her juices are everywhere.On the TV,lounge,carpet and coffee table.She loved the Wittenoom Sprinkler I gave her.
Wittenoom Sprinkler by J Archer August 23, 2018
Big Rapids Sprinkler
A Big Rapids sprinkler is when a girl gives you head, you cum in her mouth, and then she blows the cum back out all over your face. They are named for the types of girls you'll get in Big Rapids, MI, home of Ferris State University.
I thought I had just got the best head in my life from Becky until she stood up and gave me a Big Rapids sprinkler.
Big Rapids Sprinkler by Tim Time March 31, 2010
sprinkler starter
A VERY flamer gay! Taken from shortened "flamboyant" male homosexual (i.e. flamboyant, shortened to "flamer"). One who is SO gay, he could walk into a room, and because of his FLAMBOYant nature, he could set off the sprinklers.
Roger: Hey, Dave!! Did you know about Eloy? I found out he just came out of the closet!
Dave: Oh, come on, Roger! Eloy was SO gay, he could have set off the sprinklers when he entered the room. He just oozed of homosexuality. A complete flamer! A true sprinkler starter!
Dave: Oh, come on, Roger! Eloy was SO gay, he could have set off the sprinklers when he entered the room. He just oozed of homosexuality. A complete flamer! A true sprinkler starter!
sprinkler starter by brooskitooski January 29, 2018
Thrusty Sprinkle
A scatter or pour of small drops/particles of cum as a result of the penis thrusting too hard during intercourse prior to orgasm.
He was having the best sex of his life when I realized he was pounding me so hard he accidentally let out a thrusty sprinkle.
Thrusty Sprinkle by Legs4days July 8, 2014
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