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spermican 

it is every living mother fucking thing on earth.it starts from a little cum bubble and forms into all of us fucked up sick,rotten,smelly,big cock, little cock, long pussies,loose pussies,crotch eating, cock sucking,sick headed rotten mother fuckers,snatch eating,ass licking,lice infested,puby chomping,butt munching,daddy fuckers,crusty underwear,slut fucking,dirty ass skank whore,tulip licking,nose fucking,twat sniffing,lazy fuck,dog dick fucker,aids infested,dirty black asshole diver,cunt lint,dingle berry,finger fucker,dike ass bitches and gay sons of bitches who all think that their dirty rotten asses don't stink.
hey,all of you,humans,aliens,insects,animals,or whatever you are, you are all nothing but spermicans if you are living.
spermican by rjrumples January 11, 2009

spexican 

When a person cannot be distinguished between a Spaniard or Mexican.
Damien - "Hey Juan, what nationality are you?"
Juan - "My madre is Spanish, but my padre is Mexican."
Damien - "Oh then you are a Spexican."
spexican by MikeHuntAndJackMehoff November 21, 2016

Spermicidal Lube 

This is a tube of lube that kills off sperm inside the vagina. it also makes it easier for the penis to fit inside the vagina
guy1: oh i bet she never would have been able to take your giant dick with out that small tube of Spermicidal Lube
guy2: ok i wont take the lube then
A very cool and sexay person who is half Spanish, half German.
"Sperman PRIDE yo!"

"I'm Sperman. Get your mind out of the gutter! It means half Spanish, half German."
sperman by Albaa x3 September 1, 2008

sperminated

refers to someone pregnant.
"Why isn't Carla drinking?"
"She can't, dude, she's sperminated."
sperminated by dj1234 February 4, 2008

spermicide 

Something used to kill sperm primarily used to prevent pregnancy.
I didn't want to be pregnant, so my boyfriend used a spermicide when we had sex.
spermicide by Anonymous June 16, 2003

Spermiage 

English version of the Polish word "spermiarz"

It's basically a simp, who only perceives others as someone attractive/future partner.
First they see (spermiage can be of any gender) is the looks of others.
*watching a reality show*
-- Wow, look at her/him, she's/he's so attractive.
-- Holy fuck, dude, can you focus at the show and not at the looks of others? You're such a spermiage.
Spermiage by Maciasz November 28, 2020
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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